he was a stoner boy! she said “why u smoke weed all day” he wasn’t good enough for her. 5 years from now… she’s all alone. and what does she see? stoner boy on mtv teaching ppl how to smoke weed!!! chorus x2

may your smile brighten up someone’s day. love y’all ♡

i love the way men look up at you with a mouthful of spaghetti when you talk to them during dinner

started from the bottom! now we are doing very well! ^_^

the moral of your fave disney movie:

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snow white - be careful

cinderella - clean up faster

the little mermaid - fishes do it better

sleeping beauty - wake tf up!

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british ppl: “fuck oll yoll”